First things First

Before I tackle anything else today, I am going to Rage Against the Machine, Rant Against the System, launch into a tirade against society and in general manners and behaviour.

What sparked this off was the unpleasant end to a good, fun evening, yesterday.

We all enjoyed ourselves at the comedy in Newbury, then went for some takeaway, in this case a burger at Rio's. We all put our orders in, and Nicky asked for a burger for me, and some chips for herself, clearly enunciating every request.

10 minutes later our food turned up, with Nicky's chips mixed in with my meaty dripping burger with bacon.

When she politely asked for chips not soaked with meaty goodness, the miscreant behind the counter poured them into a fresh container. Obviously this is no good to someone who has spent 14 years chastely avoiding meat products. Nicky politely pointed out she was vegatarian, and at this point the increasingly irate individual threw some more chips on to cook. When Nicky pointed out we had to go catch a train, and had no time to wait for chips to cook, the pleb swore at her, and tried to kick us all out of the shop, swearing and cursing, asking us 'do you know how hot it is in here?'.

Out of principal, Nicky asked for her money back, which she got practically thrown at her.

Outrageous, I am not sure what kind of proprietor, lacking in education, common sense and manners thinks he can swear at his patrons, he must own the place or he would never keep his job, anyway, the moral of the story KEEP AWAY FROM RIO's of NEWBURY.

Plebs, or gimps, morons, cretins, imbeciles are not impressive representations of the species.

I had to throw my burger away, as I only eat food cooked by people with an IQ of more than 43.

Anyway, to top it all off I have been frustrated by people with an inability to queue properly this week. Its fucking simple, you stand behind the person who got there before you, how insanely basic is this principle. Yet it seems at least 50% of people can not manage it!!!!!

And finally, people with those little pieces of shit suitcases on wheels, milling round in other peoples way, WALK TO ONE SIDE get out the fucking way, learn how to make up your minds about where you are going, HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION for others in a race to catch a train.

JESUS H CHRIST, I really need to rule this planet, I can solve at least 87% of all problems facing humanity and the planet Earth.