Friday, November 19, 2004

Decent Company

It has come to my attention that you know you work for a decent company when the management are mature enough in their attitude to not require timesheets. Lean, professional competence, no sycophantism, thats the way forward!

It took me some time to realise that I was no longer filling meaningless timesheets out, (where you have to put filling your timesheet out on the timesheet!).

Monday, November 15, 2004

My Crazy Dreams

Dreams, I don't usually remember them, but sometimes, they are just so strange, you can't help but remember them!

Last night I dreamed that people were sewing extra arms on to kill people with, and there were puppies from hell with cloudy dead eyes, who had mouths on their stomachs with vicious teeth, I was trying to kill them with a spade!

This made me remember a dream from a few years ago where I was running round on an island and there were some nuns on a hilltop with a cannon shooting at me.

Which made me remember a dream from before that where I was crucified under water by a cat.

Which in turn made me remember a dream where my friend from school was a changeling, in the form of a video cassete, trying to murder me.

Anyway, thats enough for now, suffice it to say my imagination runs riot when I am asleep sometimes.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Firefox 1.0 final release

In case you are a generally insane person and are not yet using Firefox, release 1.0 final came out today, you must switch now, for security, stability, and in order to use a browser that complies with web standards.

Microsoft suck, quite a lot really, their arrogance in not complying to standards in web design is irritating, and leads to a poorer surfing experience for EVERYONE.

Anyway, enough ranting, the URL is www.mozilla.org.

Monday, November 01, 2004

So Starsky and Hutch

It seems this film has done the rounds and the immortal line is

'Do it!'

marvellous film, much underated!

Happy Gilmore was funny as well, especially seeing Ben Stiller in the role of a dictator rest home blokee!